26th June, 2008
Cat with nylon fetish sought....
A large fluffy male cat, known to have opened and damaged several packs of stockings and tights to damage for his own sadistic pleasure, is being sought in South London tonight.
He is thought to left the scene of the crime with the remnants still in his claws, and may be hiding out in "a warm place"
Please contact local Purr-leece if you spot him. Do NOT approach him as he may pester you for din dins.
*HE MAY BE DANGERIOUS TO ANYONE IN TIGHTS!*
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